gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via the--lesbrarian)

butthurtbandboys:

[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password

(Source: nialllhoran, via foolsinlust)

drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

image

(Source: communistbakery, via florescent---adolescence)

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via florescent---adolescence)

"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via ourm0dernglitch)