those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via the--lesbrarian)


[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password

(Source: nialllhoran, via foolsinlust)



if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion


(Source: communistbakery, via florescent---adolescence)


He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via florescent---adolescence)

"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."


Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via ourm0dernglitch)